Turtle Bong
- Player Name: Turtle Bong
- Current points: 67 (46)
- Highest points: 487
- Current rank: 95 (-73)
- Highest rank: 22
- Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:18247617
- Kills: 25
- Deaths: 50
- KDR: 0.50
- Play Time: 1:39:22
- Steam Community Profile

Disciple of Nikola
Deal 18,000 damage using the Tesla Rifle

Voltstein Special
Kill 15 enemies with the Tesla Rifle

Grammaton Cleric
Deal 18,000 damage using Smartlocks

Gun Kata
Kill 20 enemies with Smartlocks

Scrambler
Hit 25 enemies with EMP Grenades

Hiro Protagonist
Deal 26,000 damage using the Light Katana

The Cyber Shinobi
Kill 35 enemies with the Light Katana

Uncle Enzo
Deal 14,000 damage with the Machine Pistol

"You're Coming With Me, Punk"
Kill 35 enemies with the Machine Pistol

Mad Max
Deal 19,000 damage with the Shotgun

Get Off My Lawn
Kill 20 enemies with the Shotgun

Semper Fi
Deal 36,000 damage with the Assault Rifle

Kalashnikov
Kill 35 enemies with the Assault Rifle

Rocket Whore
Deal 20,000 damage with the Rocket Launcher

Rawket Lawnchair
Kill 15 enemies with the Rocket Launcher

They Always Listen To Reason
Deal 32,000 damage with the Minigun

esoj'd
Kill 30 enemies with the Minigun

The Lightbringer
Kill 25 enemies with the Ion Cannon

Big Man with a Gun
Deal 30,000 damage with the Basilisk

Stonewalled
Kill 25 enemies with the Basilisk

Spiderlord
Deal 10,000 damage with Spider Grenades

Redback
Kill 10 enemies with Spider Grenades

Headache
Kill 2 enemies with the Cortex Bomb
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